Cool dating slogans
" - "I'm doing a sociological study on perversion - up to advanced child molesting." - "Taggart." - "Yes, sir." - "I've decided to launch an attack that will reduce Rock Ridge to ashes." - "What do you want me to do, sir? Anyway, I've decided that tomorrow when the time is right, I'm gonna ask you to marry me. You've made me very happy."- "Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur." - "Gentlemen, welcome aboard." - "Captain, your navigator, Mr. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn." - "So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn." - "Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn." Airplane II: The Sequel (1982)"I think you're all f--ked in the head. " - "Do you know that in the last two years, l've been with eleven different women. My mother was a fifteen year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. And, oh, no, it's not okay because if they make me, if they, if they take my, my stapler then I'll, I'll have to, I'll set the building on fire.""How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can't even fit inside the building? Perhaps play a little game called 'just the tip.' Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Woman stood before God, With the middle breast in hand. ' And God created man." A Prairie Home Companion (2006)"Well, Dick, here's the deal.
You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants." - "Wow! Why did you tell me you only had sex with three different guys? I understood that you had sex with three different guys and that's all you said! You're lookin' at her like she was your mother, for Christ's sake." The Naked Gun 2 1/2: The Smell of Fear (1991) - "Wait, but you said you only had sex with three different guys. " - "Because I never had sex with him." - "You sucked his dick! We never had sex but we fooled around." - "Oh my God! So I picked up a knife, and told him it was his fault I was stabbing him. And one of us will click the shutter." Calendar Girls (2003)- "I'm kinda psychic. That's amazing." - "Well, they can tell when it's raining." Mean Girls (2004)- "Ooh! " Team America: World Police (2004) "Janice, I apologize to you if I don’t seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call 'dating.' I don’t like the feeling. One day he tells me it's my fault he saw other women. My breasts can always tell when it's gonna rain." - "Really? I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us f--k this asshole, we're gonna have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit!